Updated: 5/1/2005; 9:09:27 AM

 Wednesday, April 20, 2005

HOW'D THEY EVER LET THIS GUY IN THE WHITE HOUSE? 

UNDERNEWS —
BOB HERBERT, NY TIMES - Last week - April 12, to be exact - was the 60th anniversary of the death of Franklin Delano Roosevelt. . . [In the] State of the Union address he delivered from the White House on Jan. 11, 1944… Roosevelt referred to his proposals . . . as "a second Bill of Rights under which a new basis of security and prosperity can be established for all regardless of station, race or creed." Among these rights, he said, are:

"The right to a useful and remunerative job in the industries or shops or farms or mines of the nation.

"The right to earn enough to provide adequate food and clothing and recreation.

"The right of every farmer to raise and sell his products at a return which will give him and his family a decent living.

"The right of every businessman, large and small, to trade in an atmosphere of freedom from unfair competition and domination by monopolies at home or abroad.

"The right of every family to a decent home.

"The right to adequate medical care and the opportunity to achieve and enjoy good health.

"The right to adequate protection from the economic fears of old age, sickness, accident and unemployment.

"The right to a good education."

I mentioned this a few days ago to an acquaintance who is 30 years old. She said, "Wow, I can't believe a president would say that."

- Posted by Richard Chlopan - 11:45:27 AM -

How to Survive a Zombie Attack 

DarrenBarefoot.com —

On Kuro5hin, there's an amusing tongue-in-cheek essay describing the optimal way to survive a zombie attack. It mostly involves holing up in a mall:

If you took a WalMart like I told you, you don't need to worry too much about lighting. The skylights do a fair job of illumination during the day, and battery powered flashlights will be OK at night time. But if you're brave, you can venture outside to get fuel from filling station. And if you're lucky, you'll find a tanker truck to drive back to home base. Personally, I'd rather live in the dark. It might be a good idea to keep a CB radio in your car for just this type of event, and try to get a trucker to bring the tanker to your fort when Z-Day arrives.

Near the end of the essay, the author addresses the difficult problem of how long a zombie 'lives'. This depends on the movie. In 28 Days Later, for example, the zombification is some kind of blood disease. Humans are driven mad, but they still require sustenance. As such, it's a relatively short-term zombie infestation. In Dawn of the Dead and other zombie films, the creatures are actually reanimated corpses, suggesting that there's no time line on their shambling existence.

In either case, I think the recommended course of action is to forge a sustainable lifestyle on a previously uninhabited island (or to clear an island of zombies). I've never seen a zombie swim or operate a power boat. Regardless of their lifespan, you can live out your remaining years free of fear.


- Posted by Richard Chlopan - 11:44:15 AM -

Salute a Real Fallen War Hero 

MetaFilter — Marla Ruzicka, RIP
Compared to the pomp and circumstance that mainstream America lavished on an NFL player pointlessly cut down by friendly fire in Iraq, the death of Mara Ruzicka has been largely ignored. Marla gave her life in Iraq fighting peacefully to protect and preserve the lives of average Iraqis--the reason we're supposed to be there in the first place. You can visit the Campaign for Innocent Victims in Conflict to pay tribute to Marla and to the movement she's left as a legacy.

- Posted by Richard Chlopan - 11:41:30 AM -

How the Community Can Work, Fast 

Dan Gillmor on Grassroots Journalism —

This Wikipedia article about the new pope did not exist 24 hours ago. Does this tell us something? You bet it does.


- Posted by Richard Chlopan - 11:41:01 AM -

HE AIN'T HEAVY; HE'S MY REVISED LONGEVITY FIGURE 

UNDERNEWS —
THE GIGANTIC error in CDC obesity stats has been given less coverage than it should. We can't recall a similar public health statistic found to be so far wrong. Further, the original research, listing obesity as the number two cause of death, has undoubtedly spurred the misallocation of millions, if not billions, in public and private funds.

Instead of worrying about blogs and who gets into White House news conferences, the media nannies would do better to examine the way the press covers health issues, how it routinely accepts data from questionable sources like drug companies without adequate investigation, and how it serves as a transmitter of mass hypochondria.

It could also examine the public record better. For example, the JAMA story in question contains interesting information not mentioned in most stories, such as the fact that the effect of weight is significantly different depending on one's age.

And it could examine the basis of most of these stories about weight: the mathematically absurd body mass index, in which humans are treated like paper cutouts when most of them have three dimensions. If, in high school math, you tried to compute the size of a cube the way we compute BMI - squaring things that should be cubed - you would flunk.

And it shouldn't pretend there isn't a controversy when there is. For example Stephen Blair of the highly respected Cooper Institute has been arguing that fitness is much more important than weight but has gotten little press attention.

Finally the media should read its own copy. If, as one story reported, the CDC had "found people who are modestly overweight actually have a lower risk of death than those of normal weight," then shouldn't the latter really be called underweight or perhaps even morbidly thin? This is a small but useful example of how in the media past assumptions survive new facts.

- Posted by Richard Chlopan - 11:40:13 AM -

Everyday tips from MonkeyFilter 

43 Folders —
MonkeyFilter | Everyday Tips

An assload of handy (and sometimes hilarious and asinine) everyday tips. Some NSFW. Here’s few of my faves:

  • When you drop a small object, like a pill, DO NOT flail about trying to catch it; instead stand still and watch it land. Half the time trying to catch it means it bounces off you in some bizarre direction, or that you don’t see where it actually goes.
  • Keep an old blanket in the car. It can be used for spontaneous picnics, sleeping in rest areas, and covering up the random homeless person who looks cold.
  • To kill off weeds between bricks or in the cobblestones on your street, mix half-and-half white vinegar and cheap dish detergent and squirt it in the joints.
  • Hot water in a spray bottle will get most small bugs off plants, such as aphids.
  • A two-liter soda bottle can be used to keep celery fresh. Cut off the top and put a little water in the bottom, then stand the celery stalks in it in your fridge. Use the cut-off top as a funnel to fill your spice jars with bulk spices (way cheaper than buying them in bottles) - the mouth on a two-liter is about the right size for smaller jars.
  • If you have to leave something (luggage) unattended and don’t want it stolen, try drawing a large chalk circle on the ground around it.
  • Separate your laundry into their respective washload piles (whites, warm colors, cold colors, whatever) when you take them off, so you don’t have to bother on laundry day.
  • When waiting for the tube, look out for the faded white line along the platform edge - it’s more worn cos that’s where most of the doors end up stopping.

[Link: John Bergmayer]


- Posted by Richard Chlopan - 11:39:34 AM -