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February 28, 2005
America is, after all, the world's most powerful nation.
This sentiment has been boinging around the major media lately,
especially in stories and columns about the health of the dollar. But
what does it really mean?
We have the world's biggest
nuclear arsenal for sure. We could vaporize every world city if it came
to that. But Russia has enough nuclear warheads and ICBMs to stop the
world's clock, too (while standards of living and life expectancy there
continue to decline). For that matter, Britain, France, Israel, and
China have enough atomic military juice to seriously fuck up the
current order of things.
What America definitely doesn't
have is enough oil and natural gas to run the nation's economy as it
currently exists -- as a chain of realtors driving SUVs to tanning
booths to impress house-buyers borrowing money from lenders who flip
the mortgages to government sponsored entities who can't add up a column of figures, even with the help of computers.
Speaking of math, I did the oil figures a couple of weeks ago, and
it's worth repeating. Of the the 80 million barrels a day the world
burns, we burn one quarter of that, or 20 million barrels a day. Every
five days we burn a hundred million barrels. Every fifty days America
burns one billion barrels of oil. Every year we burn seven billion
barrels. The US has 28 billion barrels of oil left. If we burned every
last drop of our own oil, and somehow lost access to foreign imports,
our oil would last four more years.
Four more years of easy
motoring, bargain shopping, RV vacations, and trading up to bigger
houses farther out in the rural gloaming.
If I was a young
economist, I would reflect on this situation and perhaps conclude that
the American economy doesn't have great long-term prospects. In fact,
I'd have to imagine the American standard of living falling of a cliff
within the lifetime of a TV sitcom. I'd have to wonder about American
"power" and the actual value of the dollar.
It's a good
thing that friendly nations like Saudi Arabia, Russia, and Venezuela
are willing to sell us oil. That way, we don't have to use up all our
remaining oil in four years. And its a good thing we can pay for that
oil in dollars. What else could we trade for it? Tanning booth hours?
Back episodes of "Sex in the City?" Free day passes to Six Flags?
Of course, the global oil peak implies that all the nations of the
world will have less total energy to divvy up. I just don't see where
the United States is in a particularly favorable position on this. Have
you heard of any plans to reduce our extreme dependence on cars? I
don't think our supreme leader has even uttered the world "railroad"
since he came on the national scene. Are we going to subcontract the
Jolly Green Giant to go around America moving things closer together so
we don't have to burn so much gasoline?
Excuse me for
saying this, but I don't think we have any idea what we're going to do.
It causes me to wonder how powerful we really are, apart from our
ability to blow things up.
Things to do in the bad times DON'T LET THE RIGHT REWRITE HISTORY
People who complain about liberals are like the man from Virginia who went to college on the GI Bill and bought his first house with a VA loan. When a hurricane struck he got federal disaster aid. When he got sick he was treated at a veteran's hospital. When he was laid off he received unemployment insurance and then got a SBA loan to start his own business. His bank funds were protected under federal deposit insurance laws. Now he's retired and on social security and Medicare. The other day he got into his car, drove the federal interstate to the railroad station, took Amtrak to Washington and went to Capitol Hill to ask his congressman to get the government off his back.
Here are a just a few of the things America would be without were it not for liberals in the White House:
- Regulation of banks and stock brokerage firms cheating their customers
- Protection of your bank account
- Social Security
- A minimum wage
- Legal alcohol
- Regulation of the stock exchanges
- Right of labor to bargain with employers
- Soil Conservation Service and other early environmental programs
- National parks and monuments such as Death Valley, Blue Ridge, Everglades, Boulder Dam, Bull Run, Chesapeake and Ohio Canal, Mount Rushmore, Jackson Hole, Grand Teton, Cape Cod, Fire Island, and San Juan Islands just to name a few.
- Tennessee Valley Authority
- Rural electrification
- College educations for innumerable veterans
- Housing loans for innumerable veterans
- FHA housing loans
- The bulk of hospital beds in the country
- Unemployment insurance
- Small Business Administration
- National Endowment for the Arts
- Medicare
- Peace Corps
ROBERT S. MCELVAINE, HISTORY NEWS NETWORK - There are certain things that everyone knows. The rich get richer faster during Republican administrations. Such self-evident "facts" are accepted without reference to evidence. Yet there is evidence available against which to test the belief, which most rich people seem to accept as an article of faith, that Republican administrations are better for the rich.
United States Census Bureau data on mean household income from the beginning of the Nixon Administration through 2002 (the last year for which these data are currently available) show that this almost universally held belief is simply, almost spectacularly, wrong. During that period, Republicans held the White House for 22 years and Democrats for 12 years. In constant 2002 dollars, the average annual gain in income by the richest five percent of American households under Republicans (Nixon, Ford, Reagan, and the two Bushes) was $1706. Under Democrats (Carter and Clinton), the richest five percent saw their income rise by an annual average of $6,921.
The startling bottom line is that over the last three-plus decades the income of the richest Americans has risen at a rate four times faster under Democrats than under Republicans.
Above that bottom line are other findings that should be sobering to wealthy Americans intoxicated by the ideology and tax cuts preached and practiced by Republicans. A few examples:
- All of the comparatively small cumulative gain in income by the rich under Republicans came during the Reagan years. Under the other four Republican administrations since 1969, the richest five percent of households lost an average of $444 per year.
In nine of the last 34 years, the income of the richest five percent declined. Eight of those nine years of loss for the rich came when a Republican was in the White House. The only year under a Democrat in which the richest Americans did not gain was the last year of Jimmy Carter's presidency, 1980.
- In the eight years under Clinton, the richest five percent gained an annual average of $10,241; in the six years so far calculated under the Bushes, the rich lost an annual average of $1999. It is true that the rich fared well during the Reagan years: an average annual gain of 3.6 percent with his huge tax cuts and massive deficits. Yet under Clinton, with his tax increase on upper income people (which Republicans insisted would cause economic ruin and against which every Republican in Congress voted) and ultimate balancing of the budget, the mean income of the rich increased at the significantly faster annual rate of 4.9 percent.
- A similar story emerges from a look at the stock market, usually seen as another benchmark of how the rich are faring. During the same administrations, from Nixon to the second Bush, the Dow has gained an annual average of 7.1 percent under Republican administrations and 11.1 percent under Democrats.
MORE THINGS TO DO IN THE BAD TIMES
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Thomas Friedman on the falling US dollar
Maybe putting a pic of your friend holding an AK-47 on your cellphone wasn't such a good idea
Engadget —You know when’s a really bad time for your cellphone to ring? It’s when the cops are interrogating you about a missing AK-47 assault rifle used in a murder and you completely forgot to change the wallpaper on your phone from that photo of your friend holding an AK-47 that you thought was really dope. Which is exactly what happened last week to a pair of geniuses in New Jersey. A cellphone that belonged to one of the guys started ringing while they were being questioned by police about the rifle (which they claimed they didn’t know anything about), one of the cops picked it up to switch off the ringer when he noticed the picture on screen.
[Via Mike’s List]
GROUNDED BY A LAW NO ONE WILL REVEAL
Gilmore asked her why. It is the law, she said. Gilmore asked to see the law.
Nobody could produce a copy. To date, nobody has. The regulation that mandates ID at airports is "Sensitive Security Information." The law, as it turns out, is unavailable for inspection. . .
Gilmore, who learned to argue on the debate team in his hometown of Bradford, McKean County, has started an argument that, should it reach its intended target, the U.S. Supreme Court, would turn the rules of national security on end, reach deep into the tug-of-war between private rights and public safety, and play havoc with the Department of Homeland Security.
At the heart of Gilmore's stubbornness is the worry about the thin line between safety and tyranny.
"Are they just basically saying we just can't travel without identity papers? If that's true, then I'd rather see us go through a real debate that says we want to introduce required identity papers in our society rather than trying to legislate it through the back door through regulations that say there's not any other way to get around," Gilmore said. "Basically what they want is a show of obedience."
As happens to the disobedient, Gilmore is grounded. He is rich -- he estimates his net worth at $30 million -- and cannot fly inside the United States. Nor can he ride Amtrak, rent a room at most major hotels, or easily clear security in the courthouses where his case, Gilmore v. Ashcroft, is to be heard. In a time when more and more people and places demand some form of government-issued identification, John Gilmore offers only his 49-year-old face: a study in stringy hair, high forehead, wire-rimmed glasses, Ho Chi Minh beard and the contrariness for which the dot.com culture is renowned.
"I think of myself as being under regional arrest," he said. Even with $30 million in the bank, regional arrest can be hard. He takes the bus to and from events at which he is applauded by less well-heeled computer techies who flew in from around the country after showing a boarding pass and one form of government-issued photo ID and arrived in rental cars that required a valid driver's license and one major credit card.
Stanford's anti-diversity agenda: No astrologer professors!
Scary as this is, my preliminary research has discovered some even more shocking facts. I have found that only 1% of Stanford professors believe in telepathy (defined as "communication between minds without using the traditional five senses"), compared with 36% of the general population. And less than half a percent believe "people on this earth are sometimes possessed by the devil", compared with 49% of those outside the ivory tower. And while 25% of Americans believe in astrology ("the position of the stars and planets can affect people's lives"), I could only find one Stanford professor who would agree. (All numbers are from mainstream polls, as reported by Sokal.)This dreadful lack of intellectual diversity is a serious threat to our nation's youth, who are quietly being propagandized by anti-astrology radicals instead of educated with different points of view. Were I to discover that there were no blacks on the Stanford faculty, the Politically Correct community would be all up in arms. But they have no problem squeezing out prospective faculty members whose views they disagree with.
America's high schools are obsolete
Speaking to the National Governors Association, he said that
"America's high schools are obsolete" and are "ruining the lives of
millions of Americans every year."
High schools, leave most
students unprepared for college and for today's jobs. "When I compare
our high schools with what I see when I'm traveling abroad," he added,
"I am terrified for our work force of tomorrow."
To address the problem, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation
said it would give $15 million to the National Governors Association,
to be disbursed to states that take significant steps to improve their
high schools.
......AND YOU'LL MISS IT
Blinkorama Consists of nothing but video screen captures of people blinking.
You have to applaud this sort of singlemindedness, but it's hard to applaud and shake your head at the same time.
Science fiction can make you a better Christian
These implicitly spiritual stories, just as explicitly spiritual ones, can be divided into parables and fables. Mysteries and romances, like Jesus' stories about servants, are meant to be plausible. Because the stories could be true, we can learn from Sherlock Holmes, Scarlet O'Hara, or the Good Samaritan. But fantasy and science fiction, like the stories about Jesus' miracles or divine birth, are meant to be implausible. By asking us to consider something outside our experience, like traveling in time, becoming a monster, or turning water into wine, they ask us to throw off our preconceptions and see the world as if we had never seen it before. Because it's impossible for a story to occur in our world, we know that it's about something more than its details, and we can learn from Santa Claus, Superman, or the Son of God.As they do for many adolescents and adults, fantasy and science fiction gave me fables that were spiritual and fables that explored the desire to be spiritual. I appreciated the personal and public difficulty of promoting a faith by reading about Paul Muad'Dib in Dune and Michael Valentine Smith in Stranger in a Strange Land. Roger Zelazny's Lord of Light made me think about the nature of pantheons. As an atheist who yearned for meaning, I saw my struggle in Michael Moorcock's Behold the Man, the story of a time traveler who goes back to meet Jesus. I found answers to questions that traditional religions are reluctant to pose: James Morrow examined the literal death of the conservative Christian God in Towing Jehovah and Jesus' second coming as a woman in Only Begotten Daughter.
(Thanks, Tom!)
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FAITH OF OUR FOREFATHERS
Slackers are everywhere
Todd just pointed me to Slacker Astronomy. Those slacker astronomers sound like my kind of slackers, too! Love their tagline:
Because if you aren't going to care about something, may as well not care about astronomy.
They're doing regular podcasts on astronomy as well as keeping a nice little blog. I've recently acquired a passing interest in astronomy, so I think I'll hang around those guys for a while...
From there I bumped over to the Hour of Slack, which looks, uh, very interesting. And syndicated too, by the looks of it (scroll down their page for radio stations).
WORDS
CONAN O'BRIEN - In a speech today President Bush said contrary to reports, he has no plans to attack Iran. The president said 'That's ridiculous. We didn't even have plans when we attacked Iraq.'
Visionary of the Southwest
There are few stretches of Route 66 whose architecture was built from the imagination of a hauntingly creative mastermind. Travel + Leisure runs a tale of Mary Jane Colter’s long lasting impression left in the old southwest by her designs. Created for the rich Spanish family that she envisioned the little touches make all the difference. One of her works that you may even recognize is Phantom Ranch found in the Grand Canyon. If you aren’t too familiar with it, perhaps it’s time to get acquainted.
iPod acoustic hack: what it means
Schneider's ingenious approach shows several important virtues:* User innovation and the lack of passivity. Apple didn't intend for third-party software to be used with the iPod; not only was Schneider unconcerned with this, he ended up using the iPod in a way that its developers wouldn't have anticipated (and, if they've heard about it, are probably amused or startled by). He certainly refused to limit his thinking to what the original manufacturer had in mind; he insisted, on, well, thinking different.
* Consciousness of history. This problem was solved before in an earlier generation of technology. As Dave Farber has often pointed out, it's tragic that computer scientists and programmers working today are often thoroughly ignorant of what earlier generations have already invented and implemented. Even more than other fields, computing may be repeating and duplicating effort all the time. The notion of modulating digital data as a waveform at audio frequencies has been deeply important in digital communications, but it's easy enough for people who don't use a modem any more to forget it -- never mind people who (like myself) have never had to use an acoustic coupler.
* An appreciation for the universality of the machine. The idea that data is data and that representations and encodings of it are merely accidental goes back, depending on how you want to count it, decades or centuries. (See, e.g., Umberto Eco, The Search for the Perfect Language (Malden, MA: Blackwell Publishers, 1997), for some antecedents of this idea in the days before Shannon, Turing, and von Neumann.) But even so, we can get stuck in what cognitive psychologists call "functional fixedness" and refuse to think about data outside of its current representation. We can refuse to think of some signalling method or storage medium as capable of representing any data, of communications media and computing devices as genuinely universal. We can say that certain outputs were made for certain purposes and stubbornly refuse to consider that there are other outputs, even outputs that may be a problem for somebody's security policy. We can read Shannon, or anything after Shannon, and still not know in a practical sense that any data can be encoded on any channel. But Schneider thought with an abstraction and generality that befits an "information age"; he knew that bits are bits, from a communication engineering point of view, and meaning comes after, at another layer.
Psychedelic Medicine
New Scientist has a fine article detailing the large amount of state-sponsored research currently looking at entheogenic substances as effective medications for the treatment of alcoholism, drug abuse, post traumatic stress disorder, and other syndromes of modern life. Sadly, many of the researchers blame Dr. Timothy Leary for putting the nail in the coffin of drug research. But I'd argue that Leary's evangelism of LSD was absolutely necessary to the development of western culture under the shadow of atomic war. People like to imagine that the civil rights movement and the protests against the vietnam war were separate from the acid scene. They weren't. Not to mention the impact of the psychedelic experience on music, movies, and cinematography...
Clinical trials of psychedelic drugs are planned or under way at numerous centres around the world for conditions ranging from anxiety to alcoholism. It may not be long before doctors are legally prescribing hallucinogens for the first time in decades. "There are medicines here that have been overlooked, that are fundamentally valuable," says Halpern.
...But to some brave souls, psychedelic medicine never lost its allure. One of them is Rick Doblin, who in 1986 founded the Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies (MAPS) in Sarasota, Florida, and who earned a doctorate from Harvard's Kennedy School of Government after writing a dissertation on the federal regulation of psychedelics. For nearly 20 years MAPS has lobbied the FDA and other government agencies to allow research on psychedelics to resume. It has also persuaded scientists to pursue the work and raised funds to support them. A similar body, the Heffter Research Institute in Santa Fe, New Mexico, was founded in 1993 by scientists with an interest in hallucinogens.
In the past couple of years their efforts have begun to pay off. Doblin is optimistic that psychedelic research is back for good, and this time it will do things right.
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DeLong on the Civil War
Brad DeLong has an arresting post on the costs of the civil war.
- Cost of Civil War to North: $140 per capita (including only economic damages for dead and wounded)
- Cost of Civil War to South: $340 per capita (including only economic damages for dead and wounded)
- "Indirect" additional cost of Civil War to South: $450 per capita.
Cost to buy and free all the slaves? $90 per capita.
Visionary writer tells what he sees (by Lewis Shin...
"With public figures from George Bush to Michael Crichton claiming that global warming is a myth, Sterling does feel a little frustration.
'It's fun to go around denying absolute reality, but I'm sorry, it's like denying evolution or denying the germ theory. It's exactly like denying the Holocaust,' Sterling says. 'The problem with that is that physical reality is not loyal to political ideology.'
"But Sterling doesn't single out President Bush for blame. 'If the U.S. vaporized tomorrow, the world would still be in big climate trouble.'
"To solve these problems, Sterling says, 'we've got to come up with a method where we don't design for landfills. The future of objects is cradle to cradle. We're going to have to fold them back into the production stream and make new objects out of the same material that we made old objects out of. Because otherwise you run out, eventually.'"
Spiffy Online repository of Calvin & Hob...
Scanner Darkly
This actually looks like it might be decent unless the Curse of Keanu strikes...
DRUG WAR, ANOTHER YEAR, ANOTHER BUST
In sum, once again it's been a bust. Between 2002 and 2003 there was no change in the overall use of illicit drugs. The use of drugs by youths 12 to 17 did not change significantly. The use of alcohol did not significantly change. The number of binge drinkers under the age of 21 is approximately the same as the number of people of any age who use illicit drugs.
What is the single most effective treatment for drug use?
Turning 30.
A thirty year old is 72% less likely to use illegal drugs than a 20 year old.
These figures are from the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration:
- In 2003, an estimated 19.5 million Americans, or 8.2 percent of the population aged 12 or older, were current illicit drug users. There was no change in the overall rate of illicit drug use between 2002 and 2003. In 2002, there were an estimated 19.5 million illicit drug users (8.3 percent).
- The rate of current illicit drug use among youths aged 12 to 17 did not change significantly between 2002 and 2003 and there were no changes for any specific drug. The rate of current marijuana use among youths was 8.2 percent in 2002 and 7.9 percent in 2003.
- Marijuana is the most commonly used illicit drug, with a rate of 6.2 percent (14.6 million) in 2003. An estimated 2.3 million persons (1.0 percent) were current cocaine users, 604,000 of whom used crack. Hallucinogens were used by 1.0 million persons, and there were an estimated 119,000 current heroin users. All of these 2003 estimates are similar to the estimates for 2002.
- The number of current users of Ecstasy decreased between 2002 and 2003, from 676,000 (0.3 percent) to 470,000 (0.2 percent).
- An estimated 6.3 million persons were current users of psychotherapeutic drugs taken non-medically. This represents 2.7 percent of the population aged 12 or older. An estimated 4.7 million used pain relievers, 1.8 million used tranquilizers, 1.2 million used stimulants, and 0.3 million used sedatives. The 2003 estimates are all similar to the corresponding estimates for 2002.
- There was a significant increase in lifetime non-medical use of pain relievers between 2002 and 2003 among persons aged 12 or older, from 29.6 million to 31.2 million.
- Rates of current illicit drug use varied significantly among the major racial/ethnic groups in 2003. Rates were highest among American Indians or Alaska Natives (12.1 percent), persons reporting two or more races (12.0 percent), and Native Hawaiians or other Pacific Islanders (11.1 percent). Rates were 8.7 percent for blacks, 8.3 percent for whites, and 8.0 percent for Hispanics. Asians had the lowest rate at 3.8 percent.
- An estimated 18.2 percent of unemployed adults aged 18 or older were current illicit drug users in 2003. Most drug users were employed.
- An estimated 119 million Americans aged 12 or older were current drinkers of alcohol in 2003 (50.1 percent). About 54 million (22.6 percent) participated in binge drinking at least once in the 30 days prior to the survey, and 16.1 million (6.8 percent) were heavy drinkers. These 2003 numbers are all similar to the corresponding estimates for 2002.
- About 10.9 million persons aged 12 to 20 reported drinking alcohol in the month prior to the survey interview in 2003 (29.0 percent of this age group). Nearly 7.2 million (19.2 percent) were binge drinkers and 2.3 million (6.1 percent) were heavy drinkers. These 2003 rates were essentially the same as those obtained from the 2002 survey.
- Young adults aged 18 to 25 reported the highest rate of past month cigarette use (40.2 percent). This was similar to the rate among young adults in 2002 (40.8 percent).
- There was no change in cigarette use among boys aged 12 to 17 between 2002 and 2003. However, among girls, cigarette use decreased from 13.6 percent in 2002 to 12.5 percent in 2003.
- The annual number of marijuana initiates generally increased from 1965 until about 1973. From 1973 to 1978, the annual number of marijuana initiates remained level at over 3 million per year. After that, the number of initiates declined, reaching a low point in 1990, then rose again until 1995. From 1995 to 2002, there was no consistent trend, with estimates varying between 2.4 million and 2.9 million per year.
- The number of new daily cigarette smokers decreased from 2.0 million in 1997 to 1.4 million in 2002. Among youths under 18, the number of new daily smokers decreased from 1.1 million per year between 1997 and 2000 to 734,000 in 2002. This corresponds to a decrease from about 3,000 to about 2,000 new youth smokers per day.
- The percentage of youths reporting that it would be easy to obtain marijuana declined slightly between 2002 and 2003, from 55.0 to 53.6 percent. The percentage of youths reporting that LSD would be easy to obtain also decreased between 2002 and 2003, from 19.4 to 17.6 percent.
- Between 2002 and 2003, there was no change in the number of persons with substance dependence or abuse (22.0 million in 2002 and 21.6 million in 2003).
- In 2003, the estimated number of persons aged 12 or older needing treatment for an alcohol or illicit drug problem was 22.2 million (9.3 percent of the total population), about the same as in 2002 (22.8 million).
Doctor Hunter S. Thompson
...Nixon has a keen understanding of these things. He has been a professional pol all his life, through many ups and downs. He understands that politics is a rotten, frequently degrading business that corrupts everybody who steps in it, but this knowledge no longer bothers him. Some say it never did...“Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail”
I was going to end a post with the above quote. It was to be a post to all the bloggers and the legions of young people who in the last couple years have entered politics. In them is the republic's future, but they need to understand that road is fraught with difficulty and much heavy lifting. I thought it would be amusing, sort of an ironic twist on the warning of the gates of Dante's hell, “Abandon hope, all who enter.” Such is my dark humor and such was Doctor Hunter S. Thompson's, a brilliant individual who was an unequaled teacher and practitioner of American politics.
I briefly met Dr. Thompson on the floor of the '84 Democratic convention. I had the pleasure to work with him, tangentially, once. In the '92 Dem primary, a week before the New York primary, the Clintons made their reprehensible comment about not inhaling. Pat Caddell was at a bar in New York with a couple of the national media. Caddell immediately called Thompson for a comment, “He's sold out a generation.” With six words, 8 months before they took office, Dr. Thompson had defined the Clintons' presidency.
Thompson's political instincts and radar were scary. There were few in American politics anyway near him. A couple years ago, he released two volumes of letters from the 50s and 60s. In 1965, Thompson was living in San Francisco and had covered the Berkeley Free Speech Movement. The Hippies weren't even happening yet, and General Electric's Ronald Reagan was just beginning to add politics to his long running television career. But in a letter he wrote that year, 1965, Thompson looked into America's future, he didn't see Berkeley, he saw Reagan – that's deep, heavy political mojo Bubba.
Bill Maher On Christianity
From World Net Daily: Bill Maher: Christians have neurological disorder.
"We
are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I
think that religion stops people from thinking. I think it justifies crazies. I
think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think
religion is a neurological disorder. If you look at it logically, it's something
that was drilled into your head when you were a small child. It certainly was
drilled into mine at that age. And you really can't be responsible when you are
a kid for what adults put into your head."
And more:
"When people say to me, 'You hate America,' I don't hate America. I love America. I am just embarrassed that it has been taken over by people like evangelicals, by people who do not believe in science and rationality. It is the 21st century. And I will tell you, my friend. The future does not belong to the evangelicals. The future does not belong to religion."
I'd have to disagree with that last statement. Clearly, the short-term future of the U.S. definitely belongs to religion -- at least that's what works best for the politicians.
(via Steel White Table)
Programs For The Connected Viewer
There aren’t many things I miss about having Direct TV, but after moving into my new apartment last year sometime, I do sorta miss LINK TV. One of the newsletters showed up in my email and I thought I would go poking around the site. LINK TV features some of the best programming around for the connected viewer. If you are lucky enough to tune in, check out the world music videos, Mosaic news, and other informative docs.
One that may be of interest to you (there are always several good shows running):
”After 40 years, Silivia Morini returns to Havana, to th epalatial house of her youth , where her nostalgia for a pre-Castro Cuba confronts modern-day Cuban realities.”
Anyone returning home after 40 years must be in for some unique adventure. Check the site for showtimes.
Best Backpacking
Backpacker Magazine runs a feature on the best backpacking in America. Some good stuff here. All 50 states are thoroughly covered within an easy interface and lots of solid recommendations.
Intelligent Design's idiotic designer
In mammals, for instance, the recurrent laryngeal nerve does not go directly from the cranium to the larynx, the way any competent engineer would have arranged it. Instead, it extends down the neck to the chest, loops around a lung ligament and then runs back up the neck to the larynx. In a giraffe, that means a 20-foot length of nerve where 1 foot would have done. If this is evidence of design, it would seem to be of the unintelligent variety.Such disregard for economy can be found throughout the natural order. Perhaps 99 percent of the species that have existed have died out. Darwinism has no problem with this, because random variation will inevitably produce both fit and unfit individuals. But what sort of designer would have fashioned creatures so out of sync with their environments that they were doomed to extinction?
The gravest imperfections in nature, though, are moral ones. Consider how humans and other animals are intermittently tortured by pain throughout their lives, especially near the end. Our pain mechanism may have been designed to serve as a warning signal to protect our bodies from damage, but in the majority of diseases -- cancer, for instance, or coronary thrombosis -- the signal comes too late to do much good, and the horrible suffering that ensues is completely useless.
And why should the human reproductive system be so shoddily designed? Fewer than one-third of conceptions culminate in live births. The rest end prematurely, either in early gestation or by miscarriage. Nature appears to be an avid abortionist...
(via Kottke)
Born Again
February 21, 2005
Last month media elder statesman Bill Moyers made a speech after
receiving an award at Harvard in which he said that "born again"
members of the Bush regime couldn't possibly believe in the future if
they truly subscribed to the doctrines of Pentecostal Christianity --
since its theology includes the notion that the world has entered an
"end times" scenario as described in the the Book of Revelations.
Moyers went further, implying that people who explicitly and
programmatically don't believe in the future have no business running a
government, the chief task of which is safeguarding the future.
Friends of mine are alarmed about the rise of the Pentecostals and
evangelicals. Personally, I think there is going to be a hearty
backlash against them. It is beginning to look too obvious that they
don't care about several crucial aspects of the human project in its
current form. They don't care about global warming. They don't care
about the gathering world energy crisis. They don't care about
America's phony economy based on ever more suburban development. At the
secondary level, they don't care about basic medical research, they
don't care about protecting the nation's borders, they don't care about
corporate depradations against communities and workers, they don't care
about the growing obscene gap between the rich and the poor.
This apocalyptic religion has risen out of the Sunbelt, out of
those very parts of the country that have most enjoyed hyper-turbo-mega
prosperity during the high tide of the cheap oil era. Perhaps their
dark vision is an apprehension that the things they have benefited from
so hugely are indeed coming to an end -- easy motoring and cheap air
conditioning, to name two biggies. But are they so dumb that no other
way of life is even conceivable to them?
One of the dirty
secrets of our time is that a large group of relatively stupid people
were able to thrive in the growth medium of a cheap energy economy.
People who had emerged blinking from agricultural serfdom in the 1950s
found themselves, within a generation, making millions whacking
together suburban houses and selling Chevrolets to other people like
them. It is no accident that the main activity of televangelism is,
literally, money-grubbing, or that so many of the branches of this
degraded Christianity are preoccupied with unearned riches. It is also
not an accident that no major spokesperson of the "born again" sector
has made a peep about Las Vegas, or against legalized gambling anywhere
in the country -- in fact, this New Christianity represents the Las
Vegas-ization of religion per se, faith in the idea that it is possible to get something for nothing,
an idea which is generally only believed in by stupid people or little
children, an idea that is deeply pernicious to the human project.
As the post-war economy uprooted so many southerners from rural
places, and traditional ways of life, and plunked them in alienating,
lonely, disconnected suburban nowheres ruled by consumerist ways of
life, religion became ever more important as the only remaining place
of social enactment. Church membership across this arid suburban social
landscape increasingly compensated for the absence of real communities
based on networks of local economic relations. In a way, fundamentalist
religion made the predations of the corporate community-destroyers
easier. It made secular community seem optional, dispensable,
provisional, something easily replaced by WalMart. It squared nicely
with the ethos of hyper-individualism, in which bargain shopping
trumped any aspect of civic amenity. The churches, meanwhile, sought to
benefit from the same economies of scale as those enjoyed by the giant
retail chains. Increasingly, the churches were organized on a mass
basis and housed in buildings that looked like WalMart with gigantic
parking facilities. In fact, evangelical churches were renowned for
taking over the leases of dead chain stores in dying malls because the
rents were so cheap. Sunbelt evangelicalism became a kind of WalMart of
the spirit. Political leaders went bargain shopping in them for voting
souls.
Since it is a religion essentially based on extreme
selfishness, luxury, comfort, and self-satisfaction, it will probably
become most virulent when the goodies its members have enjoyed grow
scarce. In other words, when the folks in Phoenix and Atlanta find
themselves on line waiting for gasoline, duck and cover. It is
unfortunate that the very real hardships of the global oil crisis will
appear to jibe with their stupid fantasies about the "end times,"
because the end of cheap fossil fuel does not have to be the end of
civilization, and certainly not of the human race. But this stupidity
and selfishness go hand-in-hand, so the nation as a whole has not been
able to face the most obvious tasks of preparation, like reviving the
railroad system.
The non-stupid, non-born again part of
the nation has been cowed into submission for decades by the Sunbelt
evangelicals. The Democratic party could not formulate a coherent
opposition to that culture of self-satisfaction. The Democrats
nominated a paragon of unearned riches as its most recent presidential
candidate, a man who didn't even have the moral fiber to make his
fortune selling cars or building strip malls.
Soon, the
problems this nation faces will be so obvious and grave that George W.
Bush and the Republicans and the WalMartians, and all the moneygrubbing
TV preachers, and the people who can't imagine an hour of leisure
without engines ringing in their ears, and the offspring of all the
bug-eyed lynch-mob cretins of yore will stand naked in discredit. The
rest of the nation, the non-stupid, non-selfish, non-childish,
non-believers in the idea that it is possible to get something for
nothing will take a stand. It won't be the end of the world, but it
will be a political convulsion against a background of fire, proving
that the future belongs to those who believe in the future.
The First Real Good Discussion Topic About Sideways
Really, is there a weaker argument against...
Really, is there a weaker argument against the Founders' intentions as to the separation of church and state than the refrain that the phrase itself doesn't appear in the Constitution? N&R contributor Michael Skube trots it out this morning (unposted). Yawn. I haven't addressed the complete and purposeful secularity of the Constitution in, oh, a week: "This irreligious Constitution -- a forest in which the First Amendment is just the highest tree -- proves most inconvenient to people who want to argue that the Founders didn't intend for there to be separation of church and state."
Skube also nets a red herring about Jefferson being a reference point for advocates of a secular government, pointing out that Jefferson didn't write the Constitution. Right, but ridiculous -- the Constitution wasn't imposed on America by its author, it was approved by the several states. But just for fun, Skube, here's a quote from James Madison, the guy who did write the Constitution: "Strongly guarded as is the separation between religion and government in the Constitution of the United States."
Speaking of authorial intent...it's no coincidence that the author removed the religious language from a key source document when writing the Bill of Rights.
Facts is facts, people. You are free in this country to practice your religion in large part because of the separation of chuch and state. Why in the world would you want to pretend that it doesn't exist?
Bill Maher on Fox News
Bill Maher in the LA Times: "Now, I didn't mind being on the losing side of the last election. But as a loser, I guess I have some "unpopular" opinions and I'd like to keep them. I'd even like to continue to say them right out loud on TV, because if I just get up there every Friday night and spout the Bush administration's approved talking points, that's not freedom or entertainment. It's Fox News."
The Ultimate Tautology!
The CEOs of Verizon and MCI, the Wall Street Journal reports, claim that their merger will heighten competition. So, too, the Big Cheese at SBC and AT&T.
Sure. Did I mention I've got a really good deal on a bridge for you? Personally, I'll vote with the WSJ's headline writer concerning the deal: "What About the Customers?" (TP comment: Who they?)
"Shameless CEO" ... the Ultimate Tautology!
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Best places to live
For those considering a move: Sperling's Best Places web site ranks locations in the U.S. by all sorts of criteria, like best and worst cities for sleep, gas prices, hurricanes, stress, crime and cost of living.
Compare your current location to where you're thinking of settling down. Sperlings will provide an statistical comparison of population, crime, education, housing, number of Starbucks (!?) and climate in the two places. Here's one for New Yorkers heading to San Diego.
LifehackerWho Are They Kidding? Raw Story asked people on t...
Who Are They Kidding?
Raw Story
asked people on the hill why the Democrats and the press seems so
reluctant to cover the Manchurian Beefcake scandal and got some
interesting rationales, none of which are the least bit believable.
First:
“The reason that people don’t want to talk about the sex angle in the story is that we all know that the mainstream media will not pick up the story,” the aide said.
The aide said reporters from varying print and television outlets expressed to him that they had felt duped after the sex scandals hyped around former President Bill Clinton.
“I think that you have a different culture with the mainstream media than you did than you did during the Clinton scandal,” he remarked. “I think in some ways that they’ve learned their lesson from that incident and many reporters feel that they were duped during that scandal into the kind of coverage that they were by the salacious nature, and I think there’s a resistance by the mainstream media to go down that road again.”
That would be the liberal media who were duped by Republicans into
cruelly exposing to the entire world the sex life of a White House
intern whose only crime was talking to that shrieking harpy Linda
Tripp. They have learned their lesson and now feel squeamish about
exposing the sex life of a gay Republican prostitute who widely
advertised his services on the internet and somehow gained
unprecedented access to the family values White House in spite of
having no credentials whatsoever.
It's good to know that they've finally got their priorities straight. Monica Lewinsky must feel awfully relieved about that.
And as far as the Democrats are concerned, I'm wondering how they can pass a drivers test if this is how fucking dumb they are:
A Democratic Senate aide noted that Republicans had lost their bid to impeach Clinton, and said that Democrats were just being careful.
“The one piece of the Clinton sex scandal that everyone always forgets is that they lost,” the aide said. “Clinton was never impeached.”
Yeah. That whole thing really worked out badly for them didn't it? I'd sure hate to be in their shoes today!
And what I love about this is that it is utter rubbish. I don't know how many hits Americablog
got to "that post" but I would bet that it was huge and that a very
significant number came from DC insiders and journalists. Please don't
tell me that they aren't interested. Not only is it about
militarystuds.com it's about them, the press corps.
So far, they haven't had to investigate anything. The blogs are
doing that for them. This guy is an internet creation and the internet
leaves trails all over the place. But every day new questions are being
raised and old mysteries are being solved. Who knows where it will
lead? One thing I can guarantee is that if somebody finds it they will
eventually find a way to report it. That is how the Lewinsky scandal
broke through, after all. They fed the news to Drudge who then broke
the story so the mainstream press had a hook. Don't kid yourselves. The
rules haven't changed. "It's Out There" hasn't been retired.
I've got a couple of questions that I haven't seen addressed but
would seem to be relevant. How was Gannon being paid? Eberle of GOPUSA
stipulated that Gannon was paid a stipend equal to half of his income,
according to the congressional press office. Was that true or was he
actually a "volunteer" as some have stated? If so, where was he getting
the other half?
And isn't it interesting that the other main character in the White House payola scandal, Armstrong Williams, was sued by his male assistant
for sexual harrassment and settled it for an undisclosed sum. (One of
the sweeter aspects of that settlement was that the plaintiff was given
a nice sinecure at Oliver Stone's media outfit. Semper Fi, baby.)
It certainly does seem as if the Bush White House is pretty darned
tolerant for an administration that mined millions of votes in the
evangelical community by being against gay rights. And the Dems and the
mainstream press know very well that this is a problem for the
Republicans.
George W. Bush's carefully crafted mystique is built entirely on
his manufactured masculinity. In fact, the Republican Party has based
its whole image upon the idea that they are the party of macho straight
men and the fawning traditonal women who love them. They have spent the
last 35 years impugning the manhood of every male Democrat and
portraying every Democratic feminist as a manhating bitch --- and
winning the national security issue pretty much on the basis of what
that implied to their bigoted neanderthal base. It never ends. Back in
the day it was "I can't tell if you're a boy or a girl with all that
hair." Just last year they spent hundreds of millions of dollars
convincing a large number of people that a documented war hero (and
killer) was a mincing, vacillating "Frenchman." What do you think that
that was all about?
I've always believed that one of the main reasons Clinton
frustrated them so much was that his womanizing protected him from the
ongoing gay-baiting subtext of the Republican appeal. It took one of
their most potent arrows out of the quiver. The best they could do was
call Hillary a dyke.
Every time the Republicans are called upon to squeal "don't ask
don't tell" when asked about JimJeff Gannon, it puts another hairline
crack in their coalition. Don't ever think that this does not affect
them. It goes to the very essence of who they portray themselves to be.
Update: The above many be the subtext, but here's the hook.
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WORD
Ocean warming, fossil fuel gases linked "The rese...
"The research was conducted by scientists at the Scripps Institution of Oceanography in La Jolla and the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in Northern California. It showed that temperature readings in the oceans during the past 40 years matched computer models simulating how higher levels of human-generated greenhouse gases were expected to heat the oceans.
"'We were stunned by the degree of similarity between the observations and the models,' said Tim Barnett, a marine physicist who wrote the study with fellow Scripps scientist David Pierce."
Of course, for everyone who reads this study there a several thousand who are dutifully enamored of Crichton's best-selling "State of Fear."
It's time to smash the job culture!
Quote from the article linked above:
I Want To Be Old
Futurismic
World's population reaches 6.5 billion this year
The world's population has reached 6.5 billion this year, a billion more than 1993, despite low fertility in developed countries and high mortality in developing countries, a new United Nations report says. It estimates that the world's population could reach 7 billion in 2012 and could stabilize at 9 billion in 2050. The rate of growth has fallen, however, to 1.2 per cent now from 2 per cent in the late 1960s.
MoDo on GannonGate
I'm still mystified by this story. I was rejected for a White House press pass at the start of the Bush administration, but someone with an alias, a tax evasion problem and Internet pictures where he posed like the 'Barberini Faun' is credentialed to cover a White House that won a second term by mining homophobia and preaching family values?Can you imagine the attention this would be getting if Clinton were president? Obviously, I don't care if he's gay, and I don't care about what he does in his private life, on the Internet, or in the White House for that matter -- but the hypocrisy is rank.
At first when I tried to complain about not getting my pass renewed, even though I'd been covering presidents and first ladies since 1986, no one called me back. Finally, when Mr. McClellan replaced Ari Fleischer, he said he'd renew the pass - after a new Secret Service background check that would last several months.
GC UPDATE: Jon Stewart tackled this issue on the Daily Show last night. Watch through to the end or you'll miss Stephen Colbert's single funniest report ever.
Problems in Undergraduate Education
Say that there are three big problems with undergraduate education in America today:
In the mass, how do we teach undergraduates things that they will find useful and beautiful--and what are those useful and beautiful things that we should teach them? Call this the "William Morris" problem.
For the elite, how do we get those potentially extremely talented to fulfill their potential--how do we get the thoroughbred horses that we have painstakingly and expensively led to water to actually drink deep from the Pierian spring? Call this the "No Ross Douthats!" problem.
For those who have difficulty learning to speak the language that is mathematics like a native, how to teach them science in a world where it is a fact that the underlying bones of reality are profoundly mathematical--for that is the conclusion Eugen Wigner's "The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics in the Natural Sciences" leads us to? Call this the "Friends of Wigner" problem.
Anyone with any answers to any of these please email me. I haven't a clue.
Right now I have the flu, and I'm trying to figure out whether we should give zero, one, or two points to someone who writes that the "Eerie Canal connects the Great Lakes with Hudson's Bay, and thus allows water transport from the Midwest to the Atlantic Ocean." Everything after the comma is 100% true...
Kitchen tips
Weblogger Liz Lawley posts an interesting list of 24 tips and tricks for the home which includes using a marshmallow to prevent ice cream cone drips, freezing leftover wine into cubes for future use in sauces and removing splinters with Scotch tape.
Peggy Noonan, writing in the Wall Street...
Spacey wallpaper
When The Internet Goes Down
Some answers to the question, What Should I Do If The Internet Goes Down?
No one knows when the Internet will fail. It could happen at any time, leaving you bereft of your e-mail, your sports scores, and your Blogs. Therefore, it's important that you and your family have a contingency plan for just such an emergency. If your connection to Cyberspace were to ever get severed, you should at least be prepared. We have included a few key points that should assist you if that were to happen.
Random rules of thumb
A bunch of “rules of thumb,” via Google, natch.
- Japanese Etiquette
- Bars: A patron’s guide. || kuro5hin.org
- Rules of Thumb for Building Churches
- SIRC Guide to flirting
- Rules of Thumb for Evaluating Pet Stores
- Chess Rules of Thumb - USCF Sales
- Etiquette for Unmarried Interactions
- RULES OF THUMB FOR OFFICE SPACE PLANNING
- Rules of thumb for spatial data — Brian Klinkenberg
- 21 Rules of Thumb – How Microsoft develops its Software
- Color Rules of Thumb
- Heuristics for User Interface Design
- Rules of Thumb for Software Internationalization
- Rules of Thumb for Selling Remote Controls
The best rule of thumb I always remember is from a book of the same name that’s probably out of print. I think of it every time I skulk around the house acting like a dissatisfied crank:
If you don’t know what you want, you probably need a nap.
GQ's 100 Funniest Jokes of All Time.
Bruce Sterling's students imagine mag covers from 2010
Bruce Sterling's new design class in SoCal is having a blast creating magazine and newspaper covers from the year 2010.
Link, start there and work backwards -- and maybe forward, depending on whether or not more image posts are forthcoming. (Thanks, Stefan Jones).
Two amazing examples of the power of good...
Over at Flickr, there's this cool series of charts exploring the web of inter-relationships of users of that photo-sharing service. Interesting stuff for the online social anthropologists, but what I dig is the reflexivity: the study's offered up as just one more batch of Flickr images.
Dis(re)membering the First Amendment
Caught a bit of Howard Stern in real time this morning. (Out on the West Coast it's delayed three hours — a kind of pass-along podcast for network affiliates out there. Except for Los Angeles, where KLSX airs it live from 3-6am, when the delayed broadcast starts.) The big subject was H.R. 310, the Broadcast Decency Enforcement Act. The bill is on a railroad to passage. (It was fast-tracked by the Energy and Commerce Committee by a vote of 42-2.) One voting against it was Henry Waxman, who represents the heart of the entertainment industry. Jeff Jarvis:
The chickens in Congress -- birds of both parties -- will pass it because they're afraid of voting for smut but not afraid of voting against the Constitution. The chickens in the broadcast industry have done nothing to fight this (if they had any guts, they'd go silent for some period of time in protest, as Howard Stern suggests); the unions are squacking at last.
Meanwhile, the allegedly religious right is pushing for more: They want the Justice Department to go after cable.
Since this bill is a re-launch of the one that got us talking almost a year ago, I'll repeat some of what I said then:
To bring some sense to this whole thing, let's return to the late Communications Decency Act, by which Congress attempted to impose "decency" on the ungovernable chaos of the World Wild Web when it first appeared on the public radar in the mid 90s. The best thing ever written about that act came from the typewriter of Steve Russell, a retired Texas judge.
THE X-ON CONGRESS: INDECENT COMMENT ON AN INDECENT SUBJECT is dirty and funny and right-on — just like Howard Stern, commenting on the same indecent urge to regulate speech in the spaces where we gather to inform each other.
Read that last link.
This Just In: Missle Defense Still Doesn't Work
The *tests* alone cost $85 million a piece.
The budget for missile defense for fiscal year 2005: $10.2 billion.
Likely total cost of the missile defense system: as much as 1 trillion dollars by 2030.
Cuts in the 2006 Bush Budget include cuts in Medicaid, cuts in education, and drastic cuts in or the outright elimination of hundreds of programs that actually make people's lives better, including food stamps, Head Start, the EPA, OSHA, the CDC, and the Department of Veterans Affairs.
Not that I'm bitter.
Women prefer cats to men
After three weeks of hanging around like an unwelcome in-law, the filthy grey snow banks are finally melting here in Boston. With the advent of warmth and sunshine I would have expected everyone along Alex's Harvard Yard/Square dog walking route to be grinning with happiness. Yet people did not seem any happier than usual. To explain this phenomenon it is necessary to turn to TIME magazine's January 17, 2005 "The Science of Happiness" issue. According to TIME, "sunny days [do not make us happy though] a 1998 study showed that Midwesterners think folks living in balmy California are happier and that Californians incorrectly believe this about themselves too."
Friends and family make people happy as does "contributing to the lives of others" (tough for folks in Vero Beach, FL given that it is tough to find anyone within a gated community facing a more important decision than whether to play golf or tennis). When asked "do you often do any of the following to improve your mood?", TIME's own poll revealed that 38 percent of women checked off "playing with pet"; only 18 percent checked "have sex". As the favored pet among America's ladies is the cat, from this we can conclude that cats are more satisfying to women than men are.
[Additional sources: World Values Survey at http://wvs.isr.umich.edu/; BBC article http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3157570.stm]
Discount travel search Sidestep
Sidestep claims to better other popular travel searches like Expedia and Travelocity, and they offer a browser toolbar to do side-by-side comparisons to prove it, which is great. Except the toolbar only works on Windows PC's with Microsoft Internet Explorer, which is not great.
Columnist Jon Carroll on the "Rapture Index": "Le...
"Let us consider the Rapture Index. This is a real thing prepared by serious people. If it makes you laugh, you have not gotten the memo. You probably have not read any of the 12 volumes of the 'Left Behind' series, the best-selling books in America today.
"Those Left Behind are those who did not experience the Rapture, which is an instant in time when all the truly holy people are taken directly to heaven, leaving their clothes in small neat piles behind them. The rest of the ungodly losers are left to deal with natural disasters and wars and the armies of the Antichrist, after which they die in various colorful ways while the ranks of the saved watch with compassion tempered with an understandable sense of satisfaction."
I wonder if a time traveler from 2005 could convince someone living in, say, 1955 that the above story is an accurate reflection of the 21st century American zeitgeist . . .
I doubt it.
Why Oh Why Are We Ruled by These Fools? (Long Run Budget Edition)
Josh Micah Marshall foams at the mouth:
Talking Points Memo: by Joshua Micah Marshall: February 13, 2005 - February 19, 2005 Archives: It's amazing how many times the president can lose the Social Security phase-out debate without some of Washington's worthies even noticing. Today on the Stephanopoulos show, George asked Sen. Judd Gregg (R) of New Hampshire about whether there should be any changes to the new Medicare prescription drug law. Gregg noted that 'over its lifetime, 75 years ... it's going to cost us $8.6 trillion, which we don't have.' So that's an $8.6 trillion shortfall, albeit spread out over the lengthy period of three-quarters of a century. The president has said that he'll veto any effort to trim those costs. So that amount of money is manageable.
And yet Social Security -- the program that President Bush thinks is swooning and flailing like some B-Movie damsel in distress -- faces a shortfall of only $3.7 trillion over the same period of time.
The price of keeping Social Security kicking for another 75 years is less than half of that it will take just for the bill President Bush pushed through last year. And because of that Social Security has to go and the drug bill is inviolate.
Why, oh why, must we have this debate on training wheels?
Before you put that magnetic ribbon on your 8 mpg Hummer
Ribbon Based Economy
[nataliedee.com]
Your Future Taxpayers
90% of US College Students Own a Cell Phone and Other Mobile Stats
“In 2000, just over 33% of US college students had cell phones on campus, according to a national survey by Student Monitor. In the fall of 2004, nearly 90% did. [via ItFacts]
On this same page from ItFacts is a mile long list of ‘Mobile usage statistics’ from around the world. Here are just a few:
-- 171.2 million Americans have cell phones
-- 300 million cell phone subscribers in China by the end of 2004
-- 36% of personal calls are made from cellphones…
-- 75.5 Americans to use SMS by 2007…
-- Americans send 2.5 bln text messages a month“ [textually.org]
You can tell yourself that these trends won’t affect libraries, but you’d just be burying your head in the sand.
The Aristocrats, Reviewed at Sundance 2005; One of the funniest films ever made
The Jason Calacanis Weblog —
Note: This review does not tell the joke that movie is based upon, so
you can read this review without worrying about spoilers.
The Aristocrats is certainly the most vulgar, and with the exception of South Park: The Movie, the
funniest film I’ve ever watched. That’s particularly impressive considering it’s a documentary.
Directed by Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza, the doc tracks the origin, history, and cultural significance of the
world’s funniest joke. The joke, which has been traveling around since the Vaudeville days, follows a basic structure
which I won’t reveal in this review. Let’s just say it’s a platform on which comedians can showcase not only their
style, but also the outer limits of their tastelessness.
Due to the offensive nature of the joke, it has remained within the inner sanctums of comedy for decades. It’s told in
the back rooms of comedy clubs by comedians to comedians—until now.
So compelling is this film that you can be sure that within the next couple of months people will be
hosting “Aristocrats” parties in their homes, and competitions at bars. It is the logical replacement for karaoke,
and the next step in the evolution of poetry slams—but I digress.
You’re going to have the opportunity to hear the joke online and at cocktail parties over the next couple of months,
but I strongly suggest you don’t give in. It won’t ruin the film for you, but it is certainly more fun to hear the joke
for the first time in the film.
Aristocrats features over 100 comedians who tell the joke in rapid fire vignettes that are intertwined with
sidesplitting behind the scenes clips. It’s very basic documentary filmmaking, and frankly it’s shot and edited with
zero style. However, the directors who put this film together are like chefs working in a kitchen stocked with the
world’s most amazing ingredients: they would have to work hard to make something that wasn’t delicious.
Notoriously finicky journalists at the Sundance press screening were laughing so hard, and so often, during the press screen that they were physically exhausted when they walked out of the theater. People were holding their sides, red in the face and recanting all the funny scenes.
Chatter on the way out is one of my key indicators for a film’s success. This year chatter was high on
Aristocrats, Grizzly Man, Enron, Hustle & Flow, and Rize. Applause,
how many people leave the theater, and verbal reactions are my other indicators for a film’s potential. No one left,
everyone laughed, and there was strong applause at the end of the Aristocrats. So, it’s a hit.
Memorable scenes include the best Christopher Walken impersonation since Kevin Spacey played Han “Walken” Solo on
Saturday Night Life, Gilbert Gottfried killing at the Friars club three weeks after 9/11, and family-man Bob
Saget destroying his clean-cut image forever.
Jon Stewart, Robin Williams, Jackie the Jokeman, Jason Alexander, Lewis Black, David Brenner, Mario Cantone, Drew
Carey, George Carlin, and countless others (which you can see at
IMDB) contribute to this instant classic.
If Aristocrats has a purposes beyond making you laugh till your head hurts, it’s to take on the absurdity of
obscenity. The film will be released without a rating or as an NC-17 film, there is no question about it. This is
itself a statement: we need to get a sense of humor, they’re only words after all!
When the Aristocrats platform moves from obscene to racist the audience is challenged for the second time. If
we can laugh about sex, violence, and bodily fluids, why can’t we laugh about race?
This film is the equivilant of spending an entire night at a comedy club, but with every pause cut out: just back-to
back-jokes for 90 minutes. Right as you’re about to stop—or in some cases start—laughing, the directors cut to the next
scene. It’s cruel, but you’ll love it.
I’m thrilled Sundance chose to accept Aristocrats. Forty years after Lenny Bruce was arrested for obscenity at the Jazz Workshop in San Francisco, we’re dealing with the government wanting to control speech again by fining artists directly.
The Aristocrats takes no prisoners and makes no apologies in it’s war against censorship, and to make you laugh.
Visual Recognition Begins with Categorization
Take a moment and look at a picture near you. What did you see? How long did it take you to understand what was in the image, meaning how long did it take you to realize the green blob was a tree? Or that the orange circle was a piece of fruit? Most likely you assume that it took you no time at all, you just knew. Psychologists who study how we perceive images used to think that, before the process of object recognition and categorization could begin, the brain must first separate the figure in the image -- such as a tree, or a piece of fruit -- from its background. However, new research shows we actually categorize objects before we identify them. It means that, by the time your brain even realizes you are looking at something, you already know what that thing is.
God and Evolution
An "analysis" of Democrats and Republicans from the Ladies' Home
Journal in 1962 concluded: "Republicans sleep in twin beds - some even
in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats."
That biological analysis turns out - surprise! - to have been superficial.
Read remarks from Peter Burnet, John Quiggin, Roger Ailes, and Orrin Judd.
A look at Roger Ebert's home
Quote of the Day: Robert Benchley
“There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who
don’t.”
This is the uber-quote for all of the “there are two kinds of people…” lines you see today. Benchley was an American
humorist who passed on in 1945.
The Quotations Page also offers a Word of the Day.
Tim Cahill on Travelers' Tales
Science of the Whole
Marginal Revolution
How to cut
Interesting Amazing true colour image of...
Shoplifting is safer than downloading
| Stealing | Infringing | |
| Absolute Minimum | $0 no jail | $4,400 |
| Absolute Maximum | $100,000 1 year jail | $3,400,000 1 year jail lawyer fees and costs |
| Real World Example | Winona Ryder*: $2,700 fine $6,355 restitution $1,000 court cost 3 years probation | An Average RIAA settlement**: $14,875 |
Private Accounts: A No-Brainer.
Molly...
Private Accounts: A No-Brainer.Molly Ivins nails the problem with private accounts:
If you aren't smart enough to figure out what's wrong with President Bush's plan to privatize Social Security, then you won't be able to run one of the accounts-formerly-known-as-private, either.
Heh. Indeed.
By noemail@noemail.org (Sid the Fish). [Sid's Fishbowl]
Molly has a way with words. And this is actually a very true statement.
ILLNESS TRIGGERS HALF OF BANKRUPTCIES
The study found that the majority of medical bankruptcy filers nationwide were middle-class homeowners with some college education. They usually had health insurance, too. More than 75 percent of people in medical bankruptcy were insured when they first got sick. "Families with coverage faced unaffordable co-payments, deductibles and bills for uncovered items like physical therapy, psychiatric care and prescription drugs," Himmelstein said. "And even the best job-based health insurance often vanished when prolonged illness caused job loss -- precisely when families needed it most."
COPERNICUS
A quote from Senator Tom Coburn of Oklahoma (R), the doctor who sterilized a patient without her knowledge when she was 18, and who has said that doctors who perform abortions should get the death penalty. Meanwhile, in talking about those worthless class action lawsuits:
"I immediately thought about silicone breast implants and the legal wrangling and the class-action suits off that. And I thought I would just share with you what science says today about silicone breast implants. If you have them, you're healthier than if you don't. That is what the ultimate science shows. In fact, there's no science that shows that silicone breast implants are detrimental and, in fact, they make you healthier."
[Thanks to the ever-sensitive Womack Wire]
Billmon is Back And has been for at least...
And has been for at least a while, apparently. I don't need to talk politics when this guy's around, and oddly enough, he doesn't either. Talk politics, I mean. One of the things Billmon
does best is lay out a trail of crumbs that leads you to make the
connections all on your own, and today's post is a classic.
You may have just read that Medicare drug "reform" is now estimated to
cost $1,200,000,000,000 ($1.2 trillion), nearly three times what the
Bush administration claimed when they whipped it through Congress. One
of the points these "new" costs reflect is Medicare's recent
announcement that the program will pay for sexual performance-enhancing
drugs like Viagra. Billmon is merciless: Pfizer Corporation, maker of Viagra and
a major Republican political contributor, is experiencing a temporary
reduction in profit due to revelations that a formerly hot-selling
painkiller leaves people dead, too. Medicare's endorsement of payments
for Viagra fills a big hole for them, at the expense of the future of a
program that benefits millions and millions of older Americans. I
cannot even BEGIN to think how my mother, father, and grandmother would
have coped with all they endured if Medicare hadn't been there for
them. Read Billmon to see where the money goes, then ask yourselves why.
Million, Billion, Trillion
NewMexiKen
Neal Stephenson interview in Reason
The success of the U.S. has not come from one consistent cause, as far as I can make out. Instead the U.S. will find a way to succeed for a few decades based on one thing, then, when that peters out, move on to another. Sometimes there is trouble during the transitions. So, in the early-to-mid-19th century, it was all about expansion westward and a colossal growth in population. After the Civil War, it was about exploitation of the world’s richest resource base: iron, steel, coal, the railways, and later oil.For much of the 20th century it was about science and technology. The heyday was the Second World War, when we had not just the Manhattan Project but also the Radiation Lab at MIT and a large cryptology industry all cooking along at the same time. The war led into the nuclear arms race and the space race, which led in turn to the revolution in electronics, computers, the Internet, etc. If the emblematic figures of earlier eras were the pioneer with his Kentucky rifle, or the Gilded Age plutocrat, then for the era from, say, 1940 to 2000 it was the engineer, the geek, the scientist. It’s no coincidence that this era is also when science fiction has flourished, and in which the whole idea of the Future became current. After all, if you’re living in a technocratic society, it seems perfectly reasonable to try to predict the future by extrapolating trends in science and engineering.
It is quite obvious to me that the U.S. is turning away from all of this. It has been the case for quite a while that the cultural left distrusted geeks and their works; the depiction of technical sorts in popular culture has been overwhelmingly negative for at least a generation now. More recently, the cultural right has apparently decided that it doesn’t care for some of what scientists have to say. So the technical class is caught in a pincer between these two wings of the so-called culture war. Of course the broad mass of people don’t belong to one wing or the other. But science is all about diligence, hard sustained work over long stretches of time, sweating the details, and abstract thinking, none of which is really being fostered by mainstream culture.
Thank You Krugman Josh Marshall, whom I cribbed...
Josh Marshall, whom I cribbed this whole thing from, points to Paul Krugman's latest column to blast the idiotic Social Security "crisis" hoo-raw all to bits:
In his Tuesday column, Paul Krugman hits the big question that shames every reporter who hasn't posed it to the president or whichever other privatizers they can finagle a minute with. It's as simple as this: the privatizers base their predictions about privatization on a 21st century of robust economic growth while they foretell Social Security's bleak future based on a 21st century of anemic economic growth -- a classic apples and oranges comparison which, if anyone were paying attention, would stop the whole debate in its tracks.Right. The government bases the Big 'n' Scary Social Security crunch point coming up in 2042 or whenever on projected average economic growth of 1.9 percent per year. For stocks to do well, the economy would have to grow a helluva lot better than that over the same time frame. Somebody is flat-out lying, and you all know who.
Pain's new victims, pain's new vanquishers...
Pain's new victims, pain's new vanquishers. Cory Doctorow: Steve Silberman has turned in a fantastic long feature for Wired Magazine in which he describes the way that the advances in body armor (which doesn't cover legs or arms) has created a new cohort of disabled veterans with missing or badly disabled limbs. Concomittant with this is the rise of terrible, chronic pain, something that is being treated with new technology that blocks specific nerve-endings. This is a disturbing, fascinating piece.The blocks used by Buckenmaier and his team are made possible by the recent invention of small, microprocessor-controlled pumps which bathe nerves in nonaddictive drugs that discourage the transmission of pain signals. The pumps also can be used for weeks after surgery, enabling soldiers to adjust the level of medication themselves as they need it.For soldiers evacuated from the battlefield, the advantages of nerve blocks over traditional methods of pain control are clear. The wounded troops flying in and out of Landstuhl are often in misery or a narcotized stupor, while those treated with blocks remain awake and pain-free despite massive injuries.
This new war on pain is the brainchild of John Chiles, the Army's chief anesthesiologist. "Places like Duke were doing great things with peripheral nerve blocks, but they had fallen by the wayside in the Army," he says. "I wanted us to be on the cusp of these advances." The Walter Reed program is supported by grants from the Murtha Neuroscience and Pain Institute, founded by the US representative from Pennsylvania. John Murtha, who was wounded in combat in Vietnam, visits the troops once a week at Walter Reed.
Unfortuntely, war often leads to new technological developments. Treating pain is an obvious one.